"...Shakespearean quotation"

Matured just alittle.

2007-04-06T11:55:00.000-04:00

I'm back, Bitches! I told myself I was gonna start writing again. Well, a shit load of stuff happened since the last time I wrote. I have a new baby sister; Chloe. She's 2 1/2 now. WOW! Time has passed right on by. I'm not sure if I wrote about a boy named Erick (if I did you know I used to hate him) well guess what? I'm going out with him. :) It's funny how life is. We've been dating since September. He's great. I love him.
I got a better job. STARBUCKS! Don't be jealous. I've been working there since November. It's fun.
Well, I'm gonna take a shower. I have to go to work today.
I'm so happy I'm starting to write again. I missed y'all.

Ps. Anthony D'Agostino you better talk to me again.

Good Bye, My Loves!

2005-12-25T04:27:00.000-05:00

I'm not sure but I think I'm not gonna get on anymore! I love you all.....

It has to be.

2005-12-24T16:44:00.000-05:00

You got Gerard Way! You so totally ROCK! He
is in my favotire band at the moment! He is has
nerdy habbits and a beautiful voice. PERFECT!
(I used this picture because I thought he
looked cute with bed head. lol ^_^)

What Musician Is Your Secret Sex Symbol?
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Hey Farts,
I'm gonna not be on because ONCE AGAIN my computer is all pooped up. Well, I'm at my aunts and all my family is over here since it's Christmas Eve. I'm gonna go. www.fotogink.com/photos/mycemicalrom?page=1 (For MCR pictures) OH! Meagan, there are pictures on that website that I want for our MCRS. Can you print them?

-Santa's Little Helper

I know. I know.

2005-12-08T10:09:00.000-05:00

I know I said I was going to put up MCR pictures, but I think this is better. GOD! Stupid Mrs. Tarkington. She's got me using commas the right way. Well, I first need to find more MCR pictures since this is a new computer. Enjoy this cartoon. I'll put one another....... MONKEY......... up soon. WHY IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS BLUE? I bet if you click on it you get to see the picture up closer. I hate when this happends. I'm gonna go to sleep. I'm a sleepy-little-monkey. -Bern
P.S. Like my randomness? (I don't think that's a word)

Anyone could have told you that.

2005-12-07T19:31:00.000-05:00

Take the quiz:
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S LYRICS? (new pix, just about every song they've ever written!)

U rocK u know all the wordz by heart!!!!
YAY you know everything!!!!! YIPEEE!!!! YEAH FOR U!

Hey,

I'm about to put pictures of MCR up soon. I think the next post I'll put some. GUESS WHAT? I got a deviantart. That means I can put my art up and people can buy them. HOOR-FUCKING-RAY! Well, nothings up. lol Meagan and I have a new notebook. I think once we (Meagan and I) get big as rock stars, The E.T. Spirel and My Chemical Notebook (I'm calling it that, Meagan) WILL be on Ebay. I was temted to buy a condom dress off of Ebay. Just thougt you should know. OH OH! Keep voting on what I should be when I "grow" up. I'm gonna put that every where. Well, I'm gonna go and put more MCR pictures so Dark Ice Godess doesn't explode or implode.

-Bern

P.S. Remember to take out the pie or you'll burn the pie crust.

Yo Momma!

2005-12-06T17:04:00.000-05:00

Ain't yo momma pretty
She got meatballs in her titties
She got scrambled eggs between her legs
Ain't yo momma pretty

We took her to a party
She turned around and farted
We asked her if she did it
She turned around and sharted

Who was Jesus?

2005-12-05T15:55:00.000-05:00

My black friend had 3 arguments that Jesus
was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

My Jewish friend had 3 arguments that Jesus
was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and
his mother was sure he was GOD.

My Italian friend gave his 3 arguments that
Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

My California friends had 3 arguments that
Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

My Irish friend then gave his 3 arguments
that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

BUT my LADY friend had most compelling
evidence that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across
to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get
up because there was more work to do

Think about it.

When eye-boogers attack!

2005-12-04T15:24:00.000-05:00

www.myfrenchromance.com

http://www.myitalianchemicalromance.com/

Hey, I am so sick. Have you ever had so much eye-boogers that it crust over your eye and you can't open it? That's what my eyes are going through. Poor little eyes. I feel sad for my eyes. I would feel sorry for any eyes that are going through this. You know how I feel about eyes. I remember when this first happened. I was about five and I thought I was going blind. I was flippin' out. I started screaming, "I'm going blind. I'm not going to ever see flowers again! HELP!" hahaha I was a little freak when I was little.

Any way, I got out of work today because of this. HOORAY! RANDOM TIME: I wonder, if you are a girl-band at Warped Tour and you start your period; if you are aloud not to jump around. Think about that. "Drink down that Gin and Kerosene," -Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner by Fall Out Boy. Okay no more Random Time on this post. Well, I got to..... I have nothing to do. OH! Meagan, when is your mom gonna talk us to that shop-thing for guitars? I want to go NOW! I got my pay check last night, so....... haha

-Creature Of The Night

P.S. "Never trust a bi-sexual person, Sweety, they are just confused." -Butter Field

I HATE HOT TOPIC!

2005-12-01T21:59:00.000-05:00

I am going to KILL Hot Topic! Okay, not even a weekago I saw a dress that looked lik Helena's on Hot Topic's website. And now, IT'S NOT FUCKING THERE! GOD! @*%^#! This fucking sucks ass. I WAS going to be Helena for banquet but now I have to make the God-damn dress. If you didn't notic I'm pissed. I never say bad words but if you get my started, I wouldn't stop! It's not fuckin' fair. I HATE YOU, HOT TOPIC! I also hate the brand Lip Service because they are the ones who made the dress and then not put it on their website. I hope it gets put back on Hot Topic website. It just takes to much time and engery (which i dont' have any of them) to make the dress. If you ever see it, PLEASE tell me. GOD!asdfjk;asldhfkjsdhfjas Okay I'm sleepy.

I rock peoples socks!

2005-12-01T21:31:00.000-05:00

You like My Chemical Romance!!! You rock! Gerard
rocks my socks!
Which one of my favourite bands are you? (With pics and music videos!!!)
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Guess what? I got an account on Quizilla. It's Loose.Lips.Sink.Ships
I haven't got anything up, though. I just need help with drafts. I made one but I can't find it. I don't know where to look. OH OH! Guess what I got last nigh. My bat belt buckle! It's beautiful. I love it. It looks like Gerard's buckle. HOORAY! Okay, back to Quizilla. I don't know if my first story should be in first, second, or third person (first=me, I; second= you; third= she/her). I need to know. HELP! I'm making a story........wait for it.........now! The name of my first story is ::It's Not The Life It Seems (My Chemical Romance) One:: It's going to be about...... YEAH RIGHT! Like I was going to tell you. You are just gonna have to wait until I finish/figure out how to use Quizilla. You're gonna love what I'm gonna do to Gerard. Anypoo, Meagan, I need help with my homepage at Quizilla. I need to learn oh to make layouts. Will you teach me? Please? ::Bernadette makes Pokemon eyes and whimpers:: Hahaha! PIKA! I think from-now-on every post I'll have "Random Time". It's when I say some random crap (most of the time it'll be stupid). But you don't know when I'll do "Random Time". Well I got to... OH MY GOD! I see your vagina! (not very random but you're just gonna have to get over it).
Laters,
Pika
P.S. If you encounter a Pikachu and don't have food, that Pikachu has the right to kill you and take your badges.

It was bound to happend.

2005-11-27T23:04:00.000-05:00

More art.

2005-11-27T12:13:00.000-05:00

Most of my art doesn't want to up load. These where inspired my a girl from deviantart.com. So where ever you are, Girl, thanks for the idea. I'm mad that the other art can't be loaded. They were great, too. Oh well.

I give you ART!

2005-11-27T12:00:00.000-05:00

Some of these are original art and some are inspired by other artists. Please, PLEASE don't take them and say they are yours. I'm already paranoid about putting my art up here because I hate the fact that people CAN take them and say it's theirs. I'm gonna put another post right after this one with more art but your not gonna read this one until after the other post. It works backwards. I'm scared about my art. They are like my babies. I love my babies. So, please don't take them. Thank you.

Unleash The Bats

2005-11-26T14:01:00.000-05:00

Hey My Loves,
Sorry about the overwhelming pictures of Frank "The Sexy Man" Iero. I told Meagan (if you don't know who she is then, you need to read her Xanga. She's my best friend. www.xanga.com/weeloveschickens) that I had some kick-ass pictures of Frank and that she should see them. I was gonna send then by Email but,.............. WAIT! Why didn't I send them by Email? GOD! Oh well. You're just gonna have to enjoy the sexiness. Bummer. Guess what, I made wallpaper. And if you said, "Are they about My Chemical Romance. God, you are such a loser. You need to start collecting stamps or glass unicorns. You're gonna die alone with forty cats and a crow. Start liking another band like The Pussycat Dolls.", you are right. Well not right about The Pussycat Dolls. EEEWWWWWWWWW! I hate them. Anyone can put on a dress and be a whore. Hahaha! Can you imagine Gerard in a dress? Anypoo, my sister is gonna work with me. Hooray! David (my EX boss) quite and now there's this really "evil" lady as the new boss. She asked me if I had any friends that want a job; and right before I was about to answer, Robert (the hot guy) came up and said and I quote: "Are they hot? I know I can't touch but it's good to look" end of quote. What a man-whore! But a HOT man-whore! I'll take a picture of him and then put it on here. I'll tell him it's for school or something. I got a MP3 Player yesterday. I sat ouside Best Buy at 2 A.M. It was only $40. My mom went to talk to the lady that was first in line and she said she was there at 7 P.M. GOD! It was worth it though. My mom got a computer that was around $100. It was the last one, too. You wouldn't have guess who was there getting a new radio for his car. Erick. He told me that right before he got there, he was in a car crash. I don't think he needs that radio anymore. BURN! He said that he is scard to tell his dad because his dad will "kill" him. What a drama queer. I mean queen. lol Well, I'm about to take a shower and get ready for work. Did you know it's been 48 days since I got this job. I hate it!
-Bern
P.S. Never eat a piece of already-been-ate gum you found on the ground. Trust me.

Here, My Love.

2005-11-25T21:09:00.000-05:00

For you, Meagan!

2005-11-25T21:00:00.000-05:00

Frank Pictures! This is for you Meagan!

2005-11-25T20:45:00.000-05:00

Happy Turkey Day, Bizzles!

2005-11-24T00:24:00.000-05:00

"Ashlee Simpson told me she had our CD." - Mikey Way

Poor Little Mikey. If Ashlee Simpson told me that she liked my CD, I would boycott my own CD.
So, how was your day? I've been sitting on my ass read a Quizilla story. It's really good. It's written in Second-person so it says "you". I'm a Gerard's dead girlfriend come back to life to kill 1000 evil men. Get it? It's great. If you want to read it go to http://www.quizilla.com/users/GothicPsycho/
Ugg! I hate my computer. "Win a FREE car!" keeps on popping up. I want a free car but I'm not THAT stupid. Plus, I like having to depend on people and schedule around their lives. HA!
I want a MP3 Player that plays Music Video and Movies. But, it's around $200. So unless you have $200 that I can "borrow", I don't think I'll ever get one. BUT I CAN DREAM! I love to dream. I have the best dreams. I love to day dream. (Meagan, you know that.) My favorite day dream lately is Meagan and I (and other people) are in a band and we meet MCR. I would tell you all of it but I'm getting sleepy.
Okay, it's sleepy time. It's 12:24.
So long and goodnight.
-bern

Gerard Pictures! WOOT!

2005-11-24T00:03:00.000-05:00

There you go, Dark Ice Godess. I hope you enjoy. I have others and I'll put then up soon.

HOORAY! I'm a sex slave!

2005-11-18T23:22:00.000-05:00

Who:Mikey Way When: January 28
Why: He decided not to kill you,
but make you his secret sex slave for ever and
ever.

Who Will Kill You?
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Hey My Loves,

Sorry I haven't been on. My computer got F*ed up and I don't have the time or the money to go and get it fixed. So,..... I bet you're wondering what I've been up to. I've been mostly doing art but I have a crush! (Okay Meagan, DON'T say anything to anyone) You know Erick right? (If not read the other posts) Well, his best friend is Andrew, and for the first time today I saw how rad he really is. I like him more then Erick. (But anyone will like someone more than Erick. BURN! Just playing.) MAN! I feel like a little girl. I have a crush on Robert from work (the guy who didn't flush), Andrew, and David my boss. What will Gerard think?

Thanks for voting, I still don't know what to be. I want something to do with art. OH OH! I got a new chatbox on the right so...... WRITE! I'll post as soon as I can. I'm getting sleepy. I MISS YOU GUYS!

-Sexy Legs

I'll put art, pictures, and other crap up VERY soon.

Bio + Art = Not The Life For Me

2005-10-28T03:30:00.000-04:00

Hey My Loves,
The reason for my absents was I got a shitty grade in AP Biology. I got.... lets just say it wasn't pretty. Plus, I don't think you need Biology when you are a D.C. Comic Artist Of The Year. Do you? I don't know what to be. I KNOW! I'll make a poll.

HELP ME!
What should I be when I "grow up"?

Cartoon Artist (I'm a great artist. Just ask Meagan.I'll put up some art soon. )
The cover photographer for The Rolling Stone Mag.
Rock Star (I know how to play the guitar and I'm learning how to play the bass. Plus, everyone wants to be a rock star.)
Screenwriter (I want the book The Silver Kiss to be a movie)
Author (I'm making a noval right now and if you like vampires; you'll like this book)
Director
Tattoo Artist
The bum off of Main and Center (My true dream.)
Icecream tester
A vampire

Do you what to view results? NO!

Send this poll to a friend!

I'm grounded....

2005-10-18T21:22:00.000-04:00

I'm not gonna be on because I'm grounded.....

Sorry.

-bern

Escape The Fate

2005-10-17T16:15:00.000-04:00

Can't escape the fate.

2005-10-17T16:08:00.000-04:00

Hey Uglies,
Okay I feel like an ass. The guy, John, his name is Robert. John is his middle name and when I said "Hey, John." he looked at me like I was nuts (even though I am). GOD! He's so hot. He was teaching me how to make a pizza and since I was f*in' every thing up, he had to SHOW me how to make it. He's hand where all up in my hands grill. haha It reminded my of the movie Ghost. I'm such a tard.
I'm guessing you are wondering who the hell are the fine guys the the right. Escape The Fate. They are the new kick ass band opening up for My Chemical Romance. Luck tards. From the left: Max, Brian, Ronnie, Robert, and Omar. Ronnie , the guy in the front, is the head singer and a great one at that. I think they are my new obsession. Max, the bass player, reminds me of Frank and Ronnie reminds me of Gerard. OH OH! Have you (everyone) seen the movie Hook with Robbin Williams as Peter Pan? Doesn't Brian look like the kid that's the head Lost Boy? When I saw his other picture I almost died because it look just like him and I love that movie. Once I'm done with this post, I'll post other pictures of them. They are so pretty! Okay, I have to go eat something or I'll die.
"Watch your back because I'll be chewing on it."
-bern
www.escapethefate.com

My Chemical Sadness

2005-10-16T15:50:00.000-04:00

I miss you, Meagan.

Mickey likes Mikey but hates Gerard.

2005-10-15T10:53:00.000-04:00

Well, Friday was a good day and also a bad day. The good things happened at once. It was my first day at work and I'm working with this guy (I think his name is John) and GOD he's hot. Not as hot as the two men here but he's up there. OH! The way I started to talk to him was funny. He was in the restroom and I had to go fix my hair because I was off, and once he was done I went in. OH MY FUCKING GOD! The boy did not flush the toilet. I told him "JESUS! Next time flush the god damn toilet." He said that he did and the toilet has been f'ed up for a long time. Yeah right. We all know he's just lazy and didn't want to spend the time pushing the handle. The bad thing was I found out on Thursday that my grandma died. I'm sad but not as I thought I was gonna be. I just found out that I'm not scared of death anymore. When I was little I would cry myself to sleep thinking about what if my mom died? I know that sound emo. SLIT YOUR WRIST, YOU'RE EMO! hahaha. Also, my butt hurt from standing all day. That's pretty bad. But one good/so-what bad thing happened last night. I went to Zack's party and only nine people went because we had a football game last night. I was the only girl there. It was crazy. We played video games all night and.... that's about it. I so kicked Zack's ass on Tony. It's about to be 11:00. I'll post about my day later. I'm going to Astro World and then Rock.
Later Mrs. White,
-Bern

NOOOOOOOOOO!

2005-10-13T15:00:00.000-04:00

The worst thing happend today!

I ran out of mustard while eatting corn dogs. I'm about to go vampire on yo asses if I don't get mustard up in this joint!

OMG! Guess what....
About two seconds ago, there was a drug bust out side my house. HOORAY! I love living in the getto.

On Smallville....
Clark and Lanna had sex! I'm so happy for Clark. Finelly he got some.

I'm gonna go and watch Smallville.
Peace out,
Bern

"All by myself."

2005-10-12T15:09:00.000-04:00

"Shut Up And Play"

Another sad song, with nothing to say
About a life-long wait for a hospital stay
If you believe that I'm wrong
This never meant nothing to you
I waited so long for someone to say
If you can move on
I'll never get you to stay
If you believe that I'm wrong
This never meant nothing to you
Another sad song, with nothing to say
About a life-long, wait for a hospital stay
If you believe that I'm wrong
This never meant nothing to you

And if you hold on
And need me to stay
You get the hard thoughts
Oh baby just the mistakes
Maybe we'll just
Shut up and play
It never did mean nothing to you
Never did mean ...

Another sad song, with nothing to say
About a life-long, wait for a hospital stay
If you believe that I'm wrong
This never meant nothing to you

If you would hold on
And need me to stay
You get the hard thoughts
Oh baby just the mistakes
We never really got too much anyways
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just go

Just go, run away
Where did you run
Don't fight it just run away
Let it go...
And when you go, run don't walk
And when you sing, scream don't talk

Another sad song, with nothing to say
About a life-long
Wait for a hospital stay
We never really got too much anyways

Another sad song with nothing to say
About a life-long, wait for a hospital stay
Maybe we'll just shut up and play.
You never really got it
No you never really got it...

I love them.

2005-10-11T22:35:00.000-04:00

GOD! Guys with pink hair are HOT!

You're right, Rhianna!

2005-10-11T16:49:00.000-04:00

Rhianna, I am nice to the boy. And plus, it's not like I'm blowing him off just because I'm a bitch. I know you don't mean it like that. I'm just gonna stop talking about him. He's nothing to me. Just a friend. Any way, he doesn't read my blog........ I think.
In other news, Meagan and I are making a band! We are gonna be the next Brittany Spears. NOT! Meagan is gonna play the lead guitar, I'm gonna play the bass or the second guitar, and we don't know who's gonna sing or play the drum's. Most likely Tiff is gonna play the drum's. Also we don't know who's gonna play the bass if I pick the guitar. I didn't say we where done! haha
I love that little girl!
Pee Out,
-Sailor Moon

The littlest things.

2005-10-10T05:20:00.000-04:00

Nothing happened today.

I squat only for Meagan!

2005-10-09T11:06:00.000-04:00

This post is for Meagan.
(You can read it too if you want.)

Hey Soulmate,
I need to find a way to get Erick off my back. He calls me all the time, waits for me in the halls, wants me to hug him every time we part, and..... well that's about it. But still, it's getting a little bit odd. I like the attention but not if it means I'm gonna give up my life. He wants me to call him everyday and stuff like that.
Yesterday he called and I told him I had to go to Target with my Aunt Sarah and, guess who I saw at Target buying a mike? Erick. God damn! He knew that I was there. And there might be a 10% chance that he was really going for a mike but there's also Walmart. hahaha.
Guess what? We might move too. I told my mom the only reason I WAS upset about moving was because of you. And since you're already moving I told her it's a little bit better because you already leaving me. So, we might move to Loserana. Not soon though. Maybe over the summer. I'm in the middle of making your going-away gift. You'll die. I just need to know, What is your favorite Frank? The Frank with the t-shirt that says "I am a monster...." or the Frank with the white button-down shirt with the red tie and bullet-proof vest? (Hey this is for everyone that is NOT Meagan: If you know what I mean and want to tell me which Frank is hotter, you can comment on this post or on the right side.)(Back to Meagan). If you like the "I am a mons... bla bla", I need to know exactly what the t-shirt says. Do you remember the picture is sent you of Frank with a pink teira? It has that t-shirt in the background. If you still have it, send it to me please. I WOULD have it but my dad made me delete my MCR pictures remember. ::Bern thinks of away to kill her dad::
I got it! With MCR CDs. I can throw them at his head. haha
Well, I go to go. My sister is gonna get her pictures taken.
Later, My Love
-The Monster In Your Room

It's my party and I can cry if I want to.

2005-10-08T10:07:00.000-04:00

Today is my birthday!

True Fan!

2005-10-05T14:13:00.000-04:00

you are a True Fan! Damn, even I'm
impressed! You go girl!!

GERARD WAY FAN QUIZ?!? (with pics)
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Hey farts,
Erick wants to go to homecoming with me. I'm gonna tell him that since I'm in nun training (haha I'm not but if it's the only way to go to get him off my back), I can't go out with any one or do any thing outside my faith. Yeah right. I don't think he's that retarded to fall for that. Oh well, I don't know what to do. He's very................... "Let's hold hands and let me sniff your hair," kinda guy. He's fun as hell to be around but, I just can't see myself falling for a guy who is so closed-minded. He tells me all the time that he's very open-minded and that he's changed from the guy who was with Kim (if you don't know who Kim is, read the two posts before). Well, today was a poop day. I had a major test in history and I think I did well on it. HOPEFULLY! But I've been wrong about tests before.
I'm drawling Gerard and, wow it's coming out great. I'll put it up once I'm done. I took the test above and GOD I stalk the poor man. But he's so emotional and I love his eyes. Eyes are my favorite thing about anyone. When I'm talking to someone, I look straight at their eyes. It's a crazy obsession. Okay, this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna try to go a week without talking or thinking about Gerard or MCR. (Sorry Meagan). I think I might give up MCR for Lint. ::Bernadette thinks to herself, "Shut up. You're not gonna give up Gerard for 60 days!":: Damn start! Never mind. I wouldn't give up My Lover. I'm going crazy. I have so many things to do. I'm gonna go and finish the picture of Gerard.
Later Farts, Bern
If I ever meet My Chemical Romance, I want them to sign one of my art work.

I LOVE SARAH!

2005-10-05T12:31:00.000-04:00

Sarah i"S" a tard. Okay, let me tell you about my aunt Sarah.
My Aunt Sarah is 8 years-older then me so, we think alike. We USED to do everything together but school got in the way. God damn you, School! Elizabeth's (her kid) room looks like Strawberry Shortcake exploded in it. It's really scary. I LOVE YOU, ELIZABETH! I like that name. Sarah and I do a lot of stupid stuff (mostly me). But I remember a Little Someone who got drunk at my house and fell into the tub. Hahaha! I was at her house when I first heard of the name My Chemical Romance. I was glued to the T.V. when that song Helena came one. I got up from the dinner table, walked to the T.V., sat down, and told everyone to shut up because I was watching the video. And ever since then I've been glued to the T.V. hoping the music video for Helena would come on. Thank you and peace out.
-bern
P.S. Sarah, if you want to go to Meagan's website here http://www.freewebs.com/thoughtsofendlessnight/ Sign her guestbook.

"My Chemical Gayness"

2005-10-05T12:06:00.000-04:00

Any who, I hate Erick. He's a poop. Okay if you are wondering who Erick, he's the guy that thinks we are going out but I can't because all the crap my friends/people I don't know tell me. For. Ex: He "carved" Kim's (his ex-girl friend) name in to his arm. And he tells me now that he did do it once and that he was going though hard times. I told Meagan, "God! It's gonna be hell to carve my name. It has ten letters." Erick and I have a joke between us. "Cute yourself. You're emo." I started saying that before I found out that he really slit he's wrist for Kim. Plus, all the crap he says about her. She still goes to his work and "flirts" with other people just to make Erick pissed. I've never meet her but GOD! she sounds like a biotch.
Oh back to the story. He's a poop because he hates My Chemical Romance. Today, since Meagan wasn't at school I made her a picture that had Frank (from MCR) with blood all over his face and it says "I missed you." I showed Erick and he says "Isn't that guy from My Chemical Gayness?" I KNOW! He's such a fart. Just because he don't like it no one should like it and if you do, you're gay. That's how he thinks. He says MCR is emo and I told him "Isn't all music emotional? And if not, then that person/band is just in it for the money. " He didn't answer me. HA! Bizzle.
Well, I have to go. I'll post later because my Aunt Sarah says I don't write about her.
Later, Farts.
-bern

I'm not a "VIRGIN"!

2005-10-04T12:19:00.000-04:00

Hey! I'm back. The reason I haven't posted any post was because my computer is gay. It wouldn't let me open up another box but now it's okaly dokaly. I'll start posting everyday like I did before.
Umm... My birthday is this Saturday! HOORAY! I can't wait. My mom is gonna get me a bass (not the fish). I also gonna get money so that I can go to Europe. Well, Meagan already told what I did last weekend. I went to Rocky and got my virginity taken away. Hahaha I had to put a red "V" on my face so that everyone would know I was a virgin. Everyone (even women) grabbed my ass. It was great. Sarah (the girl I went with) said since it's my birthday this weekend, that I need to go to Rocky to get my ass smacked by a hot guy. "Do stupid shit with your hands!" I love that movie.
Well, I got homework and I can't blow it off. Mrs. T is getting pissed at me because I don't do my work. She can just go blow a hotdog! hahaha eww. This lady is like 1,000-years-old and she has a zillion kids so you know what that means for her boobs. EEWWW!

So long and goodnight,
Beans

"Houston is going to Hell!"

2005-09-20T16:43:00.000-04:00

Hey I'm not gonna be writing in my blog because of the stupid storm. Don't worry I haven't forgot about you. I love this thing too much. Also, Meagan isn't gonna do any thing with her site. She's going to Dallas. Lucky poop. My mom want to ride this thing out. CRAZY! Well, I have to get my crap together. We (my mom, sister, and myself) may go to my aunts.

-Bernadette

P.S. If I die, Meagan you can have Gerard. Take good care of him.

Fu King Chinese Restaurant For You

2005-09-19T13:42:00.000-04:00

I love you, My Sexy Monster!

2005-09-17T20:29:00.000-04:00

Yeah! That's right. The Monster wrote me a note. See, I've got connections.

Meagan has a link to my blog on her site. HOORAY! It's a kick ass short cut too. Go see it. Well, it's 12:29 am and I need to get to sleep because I'm going to Meagans church later.

Bye Bizzles.

If only.....

2005-09-17T15:27:00.000-04:00

Your day n night with MCR by emokidsrule
Name
In the day Mikey....	Will make out with you
In the day Gerard...	Will kick Mikey's butt for pinching your bum
In the day Frank....	Have sex with you 7 times!
In the day Bob....	Will take you all to a big theme park
In the day Ray...	Will throw up on the rollercoasters
You all....	Get drunk and run around the neighbourhood naked
You....	Have sex with as many members as you choose
Who you fall out with...	Ray
Why....	Because you ate all the candy-floss
Will they all like you...	yeah, they invite you to another day out tomorrow
Who you share a bed with...	Gerard, Mikey and Frank, obviuosly you are the only one they are interested in!

Quiz created with MemeGen!

My dream will come true!

Sorry to my fans! haha Meagan is my only fan.

2005-09-16T14:02:00.000-04:00

Hey, sorry I haven't posted in three days. The reason is LIFE! Any who, Meagan made a short cut to her website. It's under "When the shit hits the fan...." If you like My Chemical Romance then that is the site to go to. She found videos that only a few people know about, pictures of The Monster Gerard and Sexy Frank, and wallpaper that she made. (P.S. Meagan, you need to make more wallpaper back ground)
Haha it's an add. "If you don't go you'll develop aids, lose of hair, penis may decrease in size, your wife will leave you, your child will think your an ass-hole, also may lose the use of your right arm."

-The Girl in your bathroom

RAINBOW OF HELL IS COMING FOR YOU!

2005-09-13T13:58:00.000-04:00

GGGEEERRRR!

2005-09-12T05:17:00.000-04:00

Take the quiz: "Which sexy eyeliner-wearing lead singer is for you? (PICTURES)"

Gerard Way
The sexy as hell frontman of My Chemical Romance with an amazing vioce (swoon)

In this quiz I didn't even know Gerard was one of the choices. I'm happy I got him. WHAT A MONSTER! haha. Well I'm sleepy. I got home late and I need my sleep for tommorrow. Meagan, Tiff, Shanna, Sarah, and I are going to dress up like My Chemical Romance tommorrow. I'm Gerard! HOORAY! I'm gonna look HOT!

Later Homies,
bean

Why yes I am a Gerard stalker. Do you have a problem?

2005-09-11T04:31:00.000-04:00

Take the quiz: "Do You Know Gerard Way?"

stalker!
Do you stalk the poor man! I know I do! You are obsessed with Gerard and you love him with all your heart! I salute you fellow Gerard stalker!

I married a man who lives on the other side of the world.

2005-09-11T03:10:00.000-04:00

*~I LOVE YOU, ZAK!~*

Bern the pie crust said...
I LOVE YOU! Let's get married on Friday!
zak said...
Yes Yes Yes!
Friday is fine with me - oh, hang on a secon-o-did-da-la-do-da.... can we do this On-line? I'm on the other side of the planet to you!!
lol.
Bern the pie crust said...
Ok! I do!
zak said...
Yup! I'm in...
Although we are on opposite ends of the earth, I have found a way for us to be closer. Each day, or week, I will send you cuttings of my long black hair for you to stick to a mannequin (this is on it's way to you as I speak) which you can take with you wherever you wish! In return you can send me your hair and bits of your clothing if you like... this can be discussed in our private IM's on yahoo or msn, with web cams even????
Oh, I am so happy to have found my bern!
Talk to you later my love as It's now getting dark over here, and I have to dig a hole in the garden.
Huge Hugs
Your zak.xx

Bern the pie crust said...
I'm in with the hair thing. MAN! I'm so happy. I'll even send you my toe nails that read out "I LOVE ZAK WITH ALL MY EAR WAX!" Haha! Finely I find a freak like me.

We must run away to Iceland and hide in little grass huts. I'll use the hair you send me and make a bed with it. I can make any thing with any thing. We'll discuss the terms of who much hair I need to make our bed. Do you want the bed to be blue or bright yellow? I'll let you think about it. If you have AIM, my screen name is h2opistolromance. If you don't have it go to www.aim.com and get it or I'll get a divorce.

Well, I'm getting sleepy and I need to find my mind.
Kiss Kiss
Your bitter wife, Bernadette

MOVING ON.......
Today I'm going to Meagan's church. I really don't know anything about her religion and I REALLY need to know. I'll post what I find out. This is going to be FUN! I thought today was Monday. I told my sister to get up and she look at me like I was a tard.
Well, I need to get ready.

Hating every second away from you,
Bern

P.S. It's September 11. GOD BLESS!

READ IT, BIZZLES! You'll pee in your pants. (I did)

2005-09-10T13:59:00.000-04:00

MAN! I am one hot guitar!

2005-09-09T13:31:00.000-04:00

Take the quiz: "Which guitar are you"

Fender Strat
You are a Fender Stratocaster. You are the original rock and roll guitar.

Hell Yeah! One month till my birthday! Well, 29 days till it. I miss Meag. She hasn't been on the computer for TWO DAYS! If you get this Meag, I love your thoughts!
I found some more funny pictures of MCR! I'll put them on soon. GOD! Chloe's (my baby sister) dipper is bio hazard. It smell like if you put sour milk, cow brains, maggots, the cat-box, your grandma's undies, arm-pit hair, lice, and Baby Einstein DVD's in a blinder and then push the "ON" button and then had to eat it. That, plus crap. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! Well I'm off. I'm gonna go see "The Battle of the Bands".
Later, Uglies!

"yo grandma IS a snail. what now!?"

2005-09-07T16:42:00.000-04:00

Another tard talk:
h2opistolromance: brb i'm gonna go get a coke
weeloveschickens: k
weeloveschickens: get me one
h2opistolromance: lol ok i'm back
weeloveschickens: did you get mr one?
weeloveschickens: *me?
h2opistolromance: yeah i go MR one
weeloveschickens: your gay
h2opistolromance: ha ha yeah i did(n't)
weeloveschickens: your like, 24/7 wide open butts
h2opistolromance: yo mamma foo
weeloveschickens: what? you wanna box, nigga?
weeloveschickens: i bust a cap in yo ass!
h2opistolromance: hell yeah wha?
h2opistolromance: foo real? i'll jump yo ass foo
weeloveschickens: boy, you better get out my grill, nigga. fo sho!
h2opistolromance: step off nigga
h2opistolromance: ha ha
weeloveschickens: what? what?
h2opistolromance: i like that one
weeloveschickens: what one?
h2opistolromance: "step off nigga"
weeloveschickens: well i hate it then
h2opistolromance: like i hate yo mamma?
weeloveschickens: you type like a fuckin snail
h2opistolromance: yo grandma IS a snail. what now!?
weeloveschickens: she is

Later that night:
(P.S. I'm not gonna lable it takes to much time)

h2opistolromance: ok this is going to take a long time
weeloveschickens: what song?
weeloveschickens: oh..
weeloveschickens: song? wtf
weeloveschickens: ?
weeloveschickens: im stupid
h2opistolromance: ha ha
h2opistolromance: yeah
weeloveschickens: you werent supposed to agree!
h2opistolromance: well what if i want? what are you gonna do?
weeloveschickens: kill you grandma and wright a song about her'
h2opistolromance: ha ha aww and the at the MTV's video awards i can say "This ones for you, Grandma!"
h2opistolromance: then*
weeloveschickens: when i get famous from being in a band with you, on my guitar amp im gonna put "Hi Grandma!" on my amp with duct tape
h2opistolromance: and then we can go on tour and then cancle it because of a stupid storm that makes Louisiana a swimming pool
weeloveschickens: haha. yeah

"Slit your wrist so I can eat."

2005-09-07T15:22:00.000-04:00

Hey, My Loves! I was lazy and couldn't find a piece-of paper. So I made this picture of Gerard on my wrist. It looks better in person. Ask Meagan. TOMARROW I AM GOING TO TELL BRYAN THAT I LIKE HIM! Yeah that's right. I'm gonna do the impossible.
Let's talk about something else. Oh! I WAS going to MCR concert but since the Arena is filled with people from Louisiana, the concert has been canceled. Oh well. I'll just stick with the CD and pictures of Gerard even though I could be watching Gerard shake his toosh live. WHY, GOD?!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE LOUISIANA A BIG SWIMMING POOL?!? Okay, that's not funny.
Well, I'm talking to Meagan so I'm gonna go and pick her booger.

The fat kid on the block.

2005-09-06T19:31:00.000-04:00

The little talk Meag and I had. I'm h2opistolromance and Meag is weeloveschickens:

h2opistolromance: If you took the time to notice me. But you can't now, I don't blame you. And it's not your fault that no one ever does.
h2opistolromance: get it?
weeloveschickens: its hard not to notice someone that fat
h2opistolromance: BURN!
h2opistolromance: he's not THAT fat.
weeloveschickens: yeah, but it was funny
h2opistolromance: he said that he was a nobody in high school. i bet all the girls are kicking their asses now
h2opistolromance: it was
h2opistolromance: i bet his grandma made him wear that tux. "Gerard if you don't wear it. You can't write a song about me once I'm dead!"
weeloveschickens: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
h2opistolromance: i know you would like that because i like it.

How sweet!

2005-09-05T22:22:00.000-04:00

I wish I was that jacket. If you know what I'm saying.

Gerard Way

2005-09-05T16:51:00.000-04:00

LOOK OUT! IT'S BERNADETTE AS A BARBIE!

2005-09-04T20:17:00.000-04:00

Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?

Goth Barbie

You spend hours making yourself look dead and listen to way too much Marilyn Manson. You don't think anyone understands you and you're always running out of black nail polish.

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Look what I found, Mommy!

2005-09-03T21:43:00.000-04:00

Isn't this picture beautiful? I got it off someone's blog. "I'm not a crook!"

I found some more stories if y'all want any...

if you don't well too bad. You're gonna get it any way.

http://quizilla.com/users/Born.of.Shadows/quizzes/

http://quizilla.com/users/mikey.way.is.love/quizzes/

and my favorite:

http://www.quizilla.com/users/pinkxslipx/

They have great stories about My Chemical Romance.

I think I'm gonna start a thing on Quizilla. I have a lot of stories/screen written work. Man, I'm sleepy.

"Fantasy needs no mind to grow."

-B.M. DeLeon

I never said I'd lie and wait forever

2005-09-03T10:12:00.000-04:00

The Ghost of You music video shatters my little heart into a million bitter pieces.

Mickey DIES! NO! WHY, JEBUS, WHY? If you want to see it go to http://www.mtv.com/bands/az/my_chemical_romance/artist.jhtml

The emotion in Gerard's eyes took my breath away. He really loves his brother.

I think I might get salmonella poisoning. Last night, for a dare (made by my mother), I was dared to lick a piece of raw chicken. Like an ass I am, I did it. My sister said that there is 50/50 that I might get salmonella. The moment she said that I almost pooped in my pants. I'm scared that they are gonna find me all green layed out on my bed.

My tummy hurts.

I'm gonna explode or implode. You pick.

Remeber: Don't forget to put the lotion in the basket.

You Fucker, you killed Mikey!

2005-09-02T14:51:00.000-04:00

I love beans.

This picture is for you, Meg.

What am I? Crazy pervert bully?

2005-08-30T21:35:00.000-04:00

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GOD! I go to drop off my sister and I come back with crap like this my comment box. I'm NOT a crazy bully pervert! Just because I made-out with a hot dog that one time people assume. LOL! (I really didn't do that even though Marlene has. BURN!) Just playing.

NEVER FORGET CHICKEN MAN! R.I.P

2005-08-30T12:52:00.000-04:00

I'm back, Bizzles! My computer broke, so I haven't had the pleasure of writing down my thoughts. I'll write more once I get back. I have to go with my sister to drop her off at some place. Any who, it's kinda sad of how much I missed my computer. It's an unhealthy obsession.

Peace out, Uglies!

The Ghost of My Chemical Romance

2005-08-18T10:23:00.000-04:00

I can't wait for the music video. The UK got it before we did and the band is from here. WTF! From the still shots, this music video looks good.

Well, yeah I told you that I was gonna put some stories up but I haven't had any time. This school year I have all AP classes. I'm going crazy! I had to read three books over the summer and they weren't book I would just pick up by myself. Any poo, I'll write some and put them up soon.

My favorite still shot is the last one.
Peace out, My Loves.

I write for me and me alone.

2005-08-14T11:00:00.000-04:00

Thanks everyone. I will put some of my short stories on here. I have a lot of stories but I want to write about what you want so put a comment about what I should write. I'll put one on Monday.

No one loves me anymore.

2005-08-13T01:27:00.000-04:00

No one puts comments anymore. I'm sad. I used to get a butt load of comments and now,........none. Am I that dull? This is sad. Oh well. I didn't make this blog just for everyone else. I made it because I need to tell my storie to someone/something event if no one will reply.

Oh, today it was the best day every. I got a note for the guy I like and.....I'm not telling. I think I'm gonna stop putting blogs and start to put in my: stories, lyrics, art, new web sites that everyone needs to know.

I'm still sad.

First day of hell.

2005-08-11T13:43:00.000-04:00

Today was the first day of school.

I love them!

2005-08-10T10:10:00.000-04:00

God bless Ravioli.

2005-08-09T18:37:00.000-04:00

Wow I fell good. Okay, today this lady and her two kids came to my door and asked if they can barrow a pan because they just moved in across the hall and their car broke down about 10 miles away from their house and the car had thier pots and pans. I ask if they had any food and the lady said not realy. So my mother and I gave the lady and her kids some food and something to drink. I told the little girls if they ever want to come over and play they could. Okay, well I'm sleepy. Peace out, my loves.

All angels have a broken heart.

2005-08-08T17:27:00.000-04:00

Hey! I've been at my friend's house for the past few days. I can't wait till school starts. I'm gonna kick ass this school year. Since you know it was tax-free weekend. I think I put Hot Topic and Freaky is out of business.
Any who, okay I was gonna get out of swimming but, Couch begged me to get back in. Damn you, Couch! Oh well. Last year of this. HELP ME! I need something to read. If I don't read something, I'll explode. I don't think my mom would like blood and guts all over her computer. Oh yeah, thanks Rhianna about the book. I'll try to read Dracula Unbound by Brian W. Aldiss.

Do you like the picture? I love it. I got it at www.brianewing.com. They have other bands posters, too. I like this one because it has a meaning: All angels have a broken heart. Ok well I'm sleepy. Talk to yeah later, UGLYS!

You have beans?

2005-08-05T12:45:00.000-04:00

Take the quiz: "What member of My Chemical Romance are you?"

Gerard Way. Gerard is the vocalist
You are Gerard Way! The lead Vocalist if My Chemical Romance! You may have or had depression, but for now you are okay. You are outgoing and have experienced much sorrow..and greatness in your life.

Does that mean I'm in love with myself?

Hey, I found some more stories. They kick bonghole. Pinkxslipx had a groovy story about Gerard and vampires. At the end of her story your like, wow this is so cool I wish it's happening to me. I like the picture she had that was for who was who. Ok well, later poops.
Don't forget to put the lotion in the basket.

"Someone took my hotpocket! Give it back, Bizzles!"

2005-08-04T18:08:00.000-04:00

WTF! Okay, I was at my aunt's house and I went to check my mail and look at my blog. I got a comment from moogwa and he said he knows how to help me (about the profile being at the bottom). I did what he told me to and it work at my aunts house. I came home to put a entry and LOOK it's at the bottom. MY POOP! AND the comment thing under my picture is "Action canceled". AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Why! Okay I give up! I think I'm going to cry (no not really).
Okay, Bernadette, get over it!

Hey if you have a book that you like, tell me. I want to read a lot of other good books. So, tell me about it and I'll try to read it. I don't want to read something like "OH MY GOD! Brittany is getting so fat." See yeah later.

Bite.

2005-08-02T16:43:00.000-04:00

Nothing happened today. I've been reading all day. The book I'm reading is titled Bite. I like it because it's short stories of vampires. I like it but some stories get way into the sex thing. We'll I have one more story to finish and I'm done. Okay, bye.

(this is the most dull post ever)

WTF!

2005-07-31T18:53:00.000-04:00

My boobs hurt. Why Jesus!

I love that movie (Not Another Teen Movie). (Push Play)

2005-07-30T19:02:00.000-04:00

search 7000 music videos at singingfool.com

OH MY LORD, CHLOE!

2005-07-29T17:36:00.000-04:00

Hey. I hate cleaning. I have to clean the house because my uncle in coming into stay with us for a few days. Ok, my uncle in a year older than me. Grandma got bissy a little too late. EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! Ok, ok. Back to the story. I had to clean my room and you wouldn't guess what I found. A three day old peanut butter sandwich in my closet. How did it get in there? I have no clue. I have another stupid story that happened today. I forgot the put a dipper on Chloe and she peed on the floor. Yeah I know, I'm a tard. Ok, mom's telling me to go clean the rest of my room.
ahste lawaygo (I don't think that's how you spell it.),
bern

2005-07-28T14:39:00.000-04:00

I love God.
Hey what's up? I have a poem for you.

TURNCOAT by John Grey

the blood of love
drips faster, redder
than the blood of life,
sucked upon by betraying lips
that once caressed
with molten European romance
but, now, at the edge of the bed,
in the grim shadow of his eyes,
unleash their true nature,
like attack dogs
ferocious and brutal
and hungry and rabid as the night.

The End.

HELP ME JESUS!

2005-07-27T19:29:00.000-04:00

Hey I'm so screwed . I made a myspace and I can't get a background. Oh yeah thanks Rhianna for the help. I still don't get it. Oh well. I took a computer class over this summer and I'm still out-of-it. If any one has a MySpace please help me with my background and music problem. Thanks.
Today was the last day of orchestra camp. "One time at band camp." Mrs.K got into a car crash (Can you say retard? As you can tell I hate her) so we got the rest of the time off. Yearroo for car crashes. Just playing. I'm so happy. I love orchestra but hate Mrs.K's teaching. She looks at you like your a tard. Well got to go and play my violin like a rock star. Later.

Hey, STORIES!

2005-07-26T01:39:00.000-04:00

It was amazing.

2005-07-25T10:42:00.000-04:00

The Phantom was the best opera ever. This is who play in the opera: I was crying during the play. Can you say LOSER? It was great.

Spank me Wookie!

2005-07-24T00:54:00.000-04:00

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Hell yeah I spank me pink. Yeah I know I said I was going to sleep. I'm realy this time.

Later fat heads.

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."

What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

"hide your face so the world will never find you"

2005-07-23T23:08:00.000-04:00

Today I am going to see The Phantom of the Opera! I can't wait. "Masquerade!" (If your saw the movie or the play you would know what I'm saying). I love Gerard Butler (the phantom). Well it's 3 am so, later uglys!

Bernadette hates Bernadette

2005-07-23T00:01:00.000-04:00

I f*cked.
Ok, I wanted to go to Walmart to get a pair of pants so I stopped by my old friend house (Victoria) and she was going to spend the night but other things happened. Since we were in the area, my mother wanted to stop my her friend from bowling (her name was Bernadette). I knew Bernadette's son ever since grade school, I knew the Bitlers very well. The only reason I stayed around them was because I liked Bernadette. We had the same name. You never see the name Bernadette. Her son was way different than I. He was a basketball player, voted most cute and I was an orchestra freak, smart ass "punk". Different. Ok the way I killed myself was I told my mom I didn't want to go over to Berna's because her son's best friend was there. Them two (Berna's son and his friend) were..... Do I have to say. The people that Berna's son hanged out with was people that you would have to be a girly girl. I don't dress like a boy (not all the time) but I shouldn't have to ware a dress just to go hang out at someone's house. No one understand the reason I didn't want to go. Berna thinks that her son and I are the best of friends (oh yeah, b.f.f.). As my mom is, she got pissed. We where on our way home when my mom's cell phone rang. It was Bernadette and my mom wanted to make my life hell. She told Berna that I want to tell her the reason why we weren't on our way. Thank you, Mother! I told her and the only thing she said was, "My son is the reason?" NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! It's his friend. When we got home My mom called Berna and told her that the reason is that her son's friends were rude to my friends and myself in grade school. MMMAAAAAAANNNNN! I was in my grave. Dead as Lestat (I love to use that name). I felt that I was dead inside. Since I was up stairs dead in my room, she had to yell to get me out of my grave. She told me that she is going over to Bernadette's and that I would have to watch Chloe (baby sister). But she didn't go. She said she was sleepy. No she just didn't want to face Bernadette and tell her another story. I wrote Bernadette and told her I was sorry that I was a class A+ ass. I feel better but Berna won't get it until my mom sees her again. Well I have to go sleep and get my dream on. lol.

This is so messed up.

2005-07-22T17:17:00.000-04:00

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2005-07-21T17:11:00.000-04:00

Meagan snorting sugar.
(At the Orchestra and Band Trip 2004-2005)

There will be more.

The Silver Kiss the movie. I wish.

2005-07-20T00:21:00.000-04:00

I want the book The Silver Kiss to be a movie. The book Blood and Chocolate is going to be a movie and it's by the same author, so why not. I want to be the cast director and a screen writer for the movie The Silver Kiss. This is who SHOULD be in the movie:
Simon: Tom Felton
Zoe: Christina Ricci
Christopher: Freddie Highmore
Lorraine: Alyson Hannigan
Zoe's Mother: Jennifer Connolly
Zoe's Father: Harrison Ford
Director: Tim Burton
(all that was written here has copy rights)

... And that's why I was crying in line to get the new Harry Potter book...

2005-07-19T22:46:00.000-04:00

Hey my loves,
I was on vacation with my aunt. We went to New Orleans, Baton Rouge, and Lafayette. I left on Friday morning and, of course (like the nerd my aunt is) we went to the Harry Potter late night book release. I like the book but not as much as the kids at Barnes and Noble. It was crazy, but funny as hell. Any way, the reason I was crying in the line to get the Harry Potter book was that I saw this guy that look like one of my best friends from my old school. I was not crying for Harry. This guy look just like Chris and I know this sound stupid but I miss him and I can never see him because he's obsessed mother sent him boot camp for a stupid reason. The reason is that they (the gay teachers) found him in the restroom with another guy. If I have to tell you what they were doing in there then you're not going to get an answer. Man! That was the reason I was crying in the line for Harry Potter. Well besides that, I had fun.
Ok, in the movies, Anne Rice books, and every one else you would think New Orleans was a beautiful place filled with jazz and soul but dude it was filled with oil rigs and brown water. Hey maybe downtown was filled with jazz and soul ten years ago. NOT ANY MORE! I really didn't stay much, so it might been worth the two hour car drive. I didn't drive two hours just for New Orleans, we went to Six Flag. It was jumbo but not as big as the one we have here in Houston.
This weekend kicked anus. I got three new books: Vampire Chronicles volume 1, Wolf in Night by Tara K. Harper, and Bite by Laurell K. Hamilton. Of course vampires and wolves. I thought my mom would freak but she was cool with it. What until my step dad sees them. This is going to far. Get off your high hourse.
My mom is so much better as a friend then he is. Today when I got home she bot two CDs and two band t-shits. Groovy or what?
Well so long and good night.

japan powaa and more web sites

2005-07-14T02:43:00.000-04:00

www.kaori-pink.blogspot.com/
www.20six.fr/japan-powaa/
www.direngrey.co.jp/
www.quizilla.com/users/pinkxslipx/quizzes/
http://www.myspace.com/jack_skellington_
www.myspace.com/wingedone

www.vampires.nu
www.electricchair.com

www.dp-77.com

www.quizilla.com/users/xxmaybexmemoriesxx/quizzes/

www.quizilla.com/users/Dune137

www.photoport.deviantart.com and the story about her prince

2005-07-13T12:20:00.000-04:00

Simply beautiful. It reminds me of Romeo and Juliet. I can tell you many made-up stories about them.

Jacqueline and her prince
By Bernadette (I won't use my last name)

As for all fairytales go, this story simply begins...

One upon a time, there lived a graceful girl who had only a sick mother to care for. The day Jacqueline would loss her mother to the illness, is the same day Jacqueline would loose her freedom. You see, Jacqueline's family was in a loss with the evil Don de Pashio. For a man with great wealth, he would hold you up to your loan. With nothing left in her life, Jacqueline was forced to be the servant to Don de Pashio. As if using Jacqueline as a rag doll, de Pashio would force her to go to masquerades to show off how wealthy he was. On many evenings, Jacqueline would feel herself falling from the world. She had to get out.
In the middle of a masquerade, Jacqueline could feel the loneliness setting in her once more. No more, she thought. No more. That was the time to make the move. The time was now. Not even saying a word to de Pashio, she ran to the outdoor study. The night air will help ease the pain, Jacqueline thought. To her amazement there was a young gentlemen sitting on the cliff of the wall. Startled by her harsh breathing, the young man leaped to his feet. "Are you alright, madam? Do you need my help?", the gentleman said all in a flow of words. Jacqueline loved the site of him. Like a whiff of perfume, he stayed by her side.
Jacqueline wanted to remember his face, even if he had a mask on. "No, Gentle Sir. What I need, you cannot give." Jacqueline said finely after a few minutes of gazing upon him. Stunned by her answer, the Gentle Sir softly removed his mask. Oh, how can I tell that face that there's nothing he can do? ...Could he do something? Before she knew it, she was taken off guard by the man with an eye mask. "Your Majesty, the masquerade; she awaits," the man with white eye mask said without looking at Jacqueline. "I'll be there soon, Louis." the Gentle Sir said softly, looking at the flour with sad eyes. Like a school boy, the white masked man bowed and departed. "I'm ashamed, your Majesty, for not showing my respect sooner," said Jacqueline as she bowed in respect, "I wasn't familiar with your face. I shall go and leave you with your masquerade."
"Please, do not go. I would like to escort you back in to masquerade," the Prince Alexander requested, barring his arm, waiting for Jacqueline's response. "Your Majesty," Jacqueline said with an unease. "Please madam, call me Alexander." the prince said with a smile on his golden face. Jacqueline continued, "I came in with Don de Pashio. If I go in with you, your Majes... Alexander, then I don't know what will happen. His temper is not well. Even if you are the Prince, he will show you his fist."
As if Alexander wasn't lessoning, he still held out his arm. "We do not have to go back into the masquerade, my lady. We can leave this place." In awe by the thought, Jacqueline felt that this is the way out of her shadows. I will go, she thought. Accepting his arm, Alexander leaned to Jacqueline's ear and whispered softly, "I will show you that I'm not just a prince."
As they slipped pass the ball room, one of de Pashio's servant spotted Jacqueline with an unfamiliar man in a lions mask. Not hesitant of his reaction, the servant rushed over to the table were de Pashio sat; waiting for the return of his rag doll. "Sir," the honest man said in a high pitch voice, "Jacqueline, I spot her near the door way. She's with another man. Do you wish for me to fallow her?" The fire in de Pashio's eyes answered the servant's question. "See to that the young foe has a night to remember," de Pashio said with pleasure, "And for the girl, tell her she is still mine." Like a rat, the servant ran to catch up with Alexander and Jacqueline. Meanwhile, Jacqueline found herself in front of Tooley's, the local British pub. "Oh, I loved this place when I was a child," Jacqueline said without noticing the amazement on Alexander's face. They enter the pub. Who knows what awaits for them in Tooley's.
The moment they enter the pub, Jacqueline could feel the pressure in the room rise. They were out of place. Faces glearded. It was obvious they were unwanted. As they turned to leave the pub, the servant was grabbed Jacqueline's wrist. "You have to go back to Don de Pashio," said the servant as Jacqueline try to get free. "He sent me here to kill the man you are with. I do not have the heart to. Please, Jacqueline. Take my warning to heart and go back." Should I go? Jacqueline thought in sorrow, To save the man I jest met; the man I'm falling in love with. When the thought of losing Alexander aroused her mind, Jacqueline know what to do. "Alexander, if this man holds no lie to his mouth, them I must go. I do not wish to put harm to the man I am in love with." When Jacqueline said what she had to Alexander, she notice the glaze of tears in the corner of his eyes. "I will leave you with this one and only kiss." Jacqueline said putting her hand on his sweet skin.

JJ the air plain

2005-07-13T03:15:00.000-04:00

Hey JJ. You are a poop. Like the site? Put a comment! Oh yeah, MRC rock my socks!

don't cray Alice... it's only a dream

2005-07-13T00:24:00.000-04:00

Alice in Dark Wonderland:
through the Shattered Looking Glass
By Hellwolve (inspired by Edgar Allan Poe)

From childhoods hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My vision from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart beat at the same tone;
And all I loved; I loved alone.

Then, in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life was drawn
For every depth of madness and ill
The mystery which binds me still
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red flow of the cliff mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
The strange ocelot that took the form
(When Heaven was still kind)
Of the Demon in my mind...

my story "She's a rebel, She's a saint"

2005-07-12T15:29:00.000-04:00

Hey! My name is Bernadette and yeah, I like vampires. Really I like any thing that can't happen to normal people. My step dad thinks I going through my rebel stage and my mom thinks it's an unhealthy obsession. I'm not obsessed. Just because I watched Queen of the Damned a couple of times, doesn't mean I going to wear black and call myself Pandora. It's not like I'm going around biting people and saying, "I'm going to suck your blood!" It's an interest. Wouldn't you like something beautiful and amazing happen to you? And hey, it might be a stage but it's the stage I'm going through now and there isn't any thing I can do about it. Plus, I like the though that my parents can't relate to me. My step dad, he's the conservative sexes and my mom, she tries to be my best friend plus be the harsh woman that she is. Man, I love the power in my mother.

Oh and my step sister, Amie she has to do every thing that I doing. I know how that sounds, "She touching me!" but that isn't the half. Ok, once I got my hair cut short in the back and long in the front, and like she is, she had to get the same hair cut. She only a year younger. I'm going to turn 16, so dude STOP! Amie isn't really that bad. She could be worse.

My life is not all bad. I like this guy and he's pretty groovy. The reason I like Brian is because he like and feels the same way as I do. The only people that know I like Brian is my gay best friend Christian, my mom, and I think Meagan (she is one of my best friend. Her web site is http://www.freewebs.com/pika_punks). Meagan and I have our E.T. spiral that has drawling of people and what they will look like if they were E.T. There is also My Little Pony and Gumby. I'll have them soon on the site.

The Silver Kiss

2005-07-12T00:33:00.000-04:00

"Simon?" Zoe touched his arm. "Where are your fangs?"

She looked as if she pitied him. Did she still think him a made, hungry boy from the streets? "They can't just appear. They have to be stimulated by the smell or the promise of blood. Shall I show you?" he said half jokingly.

He reached for her and saw a spark of fear in her eyes. It excited him and urged him on. Ah, she believe just a little, he thought. Yet she folded into him and laid her head on his shoulder. She stroked his arm. Sweet warmth. Sweet, searing heat.

"Poor Simon. What can I believe?"

Her throat throbbed with life near his mouth, and the gentle, warm smell of her made him giddy. He fought if briefly, but it was no good; she was too near, too inviting. The fangs slid from their sheaths. "Believe this," he whispered, and kissed her neck softly. " And this, and this." Then he kissed her with the sharp, sleek kiss, the silver kiss, so swift and true, and razor sharp, and her warmth was flowing into him. He could feel it seeping through his body - warmth, sweet warmth.

She uttered a small, surprised cry and fought him for a second, but he stroked her hair and caresses her. I won't hurt you, he thought. Little bird, little dear. I won't hurt you. And she moaned and slipped her arms around him. It was the tender ecstasy of the kissed that he could send her with his touch. It throbbed through his fingers, through his arms, through his chest, like the blood through her veins. It thrummed a rhythm in him that he shared with her. She sighed, her breath came harder, and he felt himself falling. I must stop now, he thought. But I can't stop. He held her closer still, and if he could never let go. He couldn't let go.

Yet he did. Gasping, he firmly pushed her away. They stared at each other muzzily.

"I can stop if I want," he whispered hoarsely.

She blushed, then touched her neck and looked at the droplets of blood on her fingers wonderingly. "But it was... I mean, it wasn't terrible. It was... I don't know."

He wanted to kiss her again. "It can be terrible. He makes it terrible. I can make it sweet." He took her hand, and the throbbing began deep inside him once more. I can stop, he thought as he reached for her.

-"The Silver Kiss"

By Annette Curtis Klause